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chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:47:11 -0400

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

yongguk + cap

Sat, 18 May 2013 05:48:25 -0400

yongguk + cap

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Sat, 18 May 2013 05:39:27 -0400

Happy Birthday Taeyang! xxx

Fri, 17 May 2013 19:25:18 -0400

Happy Birthday Taeyang! xxx

15.05.1990 Happy Birthday Lee Jonghyun! ❤

Tue, 14 May 2013 10:54:55 -0400

15.05.1990 Happy Birthday Lee Jonghyun! ❤

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Mon, 13 May 2013 04:27:27 -0400

And we’re looking for a page; In that lifeless book of hope;...

Fri, 10 May 2013 12:06:11 -0400

And we’re looking for a page; In that lifeless book of hope; Where a dream might help you cope

argusofinsight: psychedelicbrainjuice: pervasizadam: Pawel...

Wed, 08 May 2013 20:11:12 -0400

argusofinsight:

psychedelicbrainjuice:

pervasizadam:

Pawel Kuczynski

Amazing each n every picture

These pieces of art are so on point.

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 21:02:58 -0400

Fairytale → real life: Peter Pan (redo) Eddie Redmayne as...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 20:53:58 -0400

Fairytale → real life: Peter Pan (redo)

Eddie Redmayne as Peter Pan
Emma Watson as Wendy Darling

s0medays0mehow: small-town-dreamer: feyminism: #me when...

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 11:05:35 -0400

s0medays0mehow:

small-town-dreamer:

feyminism:

#me when i’m a parent

i shall call you squishy, and you shall be mine, and you shall be my squishy.

makemestfu: So relatable blog :)

Sat, 27 Apr 2013 05:45:57 -0400

makemestfu:

So relatable blog :)

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 22:52:54 -0400

kushandwizdom: Click here for more personal quotes

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 04:37:27 -0400

kushandwizdom:

Click here for more personal quotes

kushandwizdom: Click here for more personal quotes

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 04:36:05 -0400

kushandwizdom:

Click here for more personal quotes

theclearpillll: swansoft: bonbeauchat: tastyfuck: A young...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 04:11:29 -0400

theclearpillll:

swansoft:

bonbeauchat:

tastyfuck:

A young Peruvian girl rests with her baby alpaca named Carmelo near Colca Canyon, Peru on May 6, 2009.

MY FAVORITE PICTURE IS BACK!!!

a baby alpaca

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Wed, 24 Apr 2013 01:24:55 -0400